• me: Oh what the fuck
  • friend: what happened?
  • me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

dragonsidhe:

nonbinarycharliedalton:

Fun fact! Trans and nonbinary people who choose not to go on hormones, get surgery, etc. are still totally valid! Nonbinary people who choose not to present as “androgynous” are still totally valid! Binary trans people who choose not to present traditionally feminine or masculine based on their gender are still totally valid!

Stop policing everyone’s identity. It isn’t difficult.

THANK

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

They should star in a sitcom.

feministbatwoman:

gishkishenh:

hojasenblanco:

Dangerous wolf

Big Bad Wolf, indeed.

"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"

feministbatwoman:

gishkishenh:

hojasenblanco:

Dangerous wolf

Big Bad Wolf, indeed.

"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts
  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

teslaarmor:

Me: joins tumblr for fun

Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

confiscate-your-lace:

nerdy-hippie:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

one time i was on a class trip to nyc and we had several roommates and one of them was asleep 

well the rest of us we were talking about this really ceppy teacher named mr. haney and my friend, who was asleep, goes mr. haney is so ugh

then we thought she was awake so we went over there to annoy her so we started poking her and she was like “poke” everytime we poked her it was priceless

I’ve carried on phone conversations while asleep. The boy once called me after work (1 am) and I answered, asleep, and went the whole conversation without waking up. Apparently I was responding normally to the conversation, but I was slurring and yelling instead of speaking.

deebott:

letskeepshitsimpleariel:

She sometimes just likes to lay there watching me and if I don’t pay attention to her she starts doing this.

Pay attention to that bb now!

ultrafunnypictures:

She sat like this for a good ten minutes, and couldn’t understand why I was laughing so hard

ultrafunnypictures:

She sat like this for a good ten minutes, and couldn’t understand why I was laughing so hard

tempurafriedhappiness:

Here are some dogs enjoying Popsicles.